Let’s face it. While Lisa loves taking all the time in the world in the kitchen (18-hour sauce, anyone?), not one to loiter, Julie has the need for speed when she’s cooking up a storm. Here, we’re arming you with the tools that’ll help you go Mach 5 (yes, hypersonic fast) without breaking a sweat. …
“Just gimme some Lysol spray Just hand me a moist towelette Don’t tell me I’m paranoid I know that they’re after me Look under the microscope See??” -Weird Al Yankovic Lisa wears “eau de hand sanitizer” and uses antibacterial wipes to clean everything from airline armrests to hotel TV remotes. She’s mega-cootie-conscious, and, thanks to …
